We all have them. The week of endless back-to-back meetings. The project that needs to be completed yesterday – and you have not started it yet. The glass is half empty. Sometimes running your own business is more of a challenge than a reward.
By Kim Adams
We all have them. The week of endless back-to-back meetings. The project that needs to be completed yesterday – and you have not started it yet. The glass is half empty. Sometimes running your own business is more of a challenge than a reward. For those days when it’s 7pm and you still have 4 hours of work left to do remember some of these amusing business related quotes.
“To succeed in life, you need two things: ignorance and confidence.” — Mark Twain
“Why join the navy if you can be a pirate?” — Steve Jobs
“Nothing is certain except death and taxes.” — Benjamin Franklin
“Three things are certain:
Death, taxes, and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.” — David Dixon
“Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself.” — Groucho Marx
“A clean desk is a sign of a cluttered desk drawer.” — Author Unknown
“When you’re up to your armpits in alligators, it’s hard to remember to drain the swamp.” ― Ronald Reagan
“To err is human, to really foul things up requires a computer.” — Bill Vaughan
“Apparently there is nothing that cannot happen today.” — Mark Twain
“A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.” — Bob Hope
“The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.” — Author Unknown
“Don’t worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you’ll have to ram them down people’s throats.” — Howard Aiken
“While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.” ― Groucho Marx
“A picture is worth a thousand words but it takes 3,000 times the disk space.” — Author Unknown
“Aim low, reach your goals, and avoid disappointment.” — Scott Adams/Dilbert
And if you need even more levity to get through your work day, I highly recommend some Demotivators from Despair.com